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Borowitz Report – Sex Scandal Might be First Sign Cain is Qualified to Be...
Sex Scandal Might be First Sign Cain is Qualified to Be Politician Makes Him Seem ‘Presidential,’ Expert Says MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report) – Herman Cain’s burgeoning sex scandal might actually...
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Borowitz Report – In Positive Economic Sign, Walmart Customers Killing Each...
POSTED NOVEMBER 25, 2011 In Positive Economic Sign, Walmart Customers Killing Each Other to Buy Shit Pepper Spraying, Homicide Bullish Indicators, Economists Say In Positive Economic Sign, Walmart...
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Borowitz Report – Gingrich Plummets in Polls as Voters Start Remembering Who...
POSTED DECEMBER 21, 2011 Gingrich Plummets in Polls as Voters Start Remembering Who He Is Dawning Awareness Threatens Campaign DES MOINES (The Borowitz Report) – In a development that has imperiled his...
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Facebook asserts trademark on word “book” in new user agreement
Facebook asserts trademark on word “book” in new user agreement By Jon Brodkin | Published a day ago Facebook has trademarks on its name and many variations of it—including the letter “F”. The company...
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Borowitz Report – Obama’s Use of Complete Sentences Stirs Controversy
POSTED APRIL 28, 2012 Obama’s Use of Complete Sentences Stirs Controversy Could Imperil Reelection Hopes, Experts Say WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – In the first term in office, President Barack...
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Romney Campaign Releases First Picture of V.P. Pick : The New Yorker
THE BOROWITZ REPORT Bachmann Claims White House Has Links to Extremist Group Called Democrats » JULY 18, 2012 ROMNEY CAMPAIGN RELEASES FIRST PICTURE OF V.P. PICK Posted by Andy Borowitz NEW YORK...
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Romney’s Wife to Stand Next to Him at Debates : The New Yorker
September 10, 2012 ROMNEY’S WIFE TO STAND NEXT TO HIM AT DEBATES Posted by Andy Borowitz NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—In a move that some political observers are calling unprecedented, the Romney...
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Poll: By Wide Margin, Democrats Want Biden in All Remaining Debates : The New...
OCTOBER 11, 2012 POLL: BY WIDE MARGIN, DEMOCRATS WANT BIDEN IN ALL REMAINING DEBATES POSTED BY ANDY BOROWITZ DANVILLE, KY (The Borowitz Report)—In a poll of Democratic voters taken immediately...
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Nation Spends $2.5 Billion on Nothing : The New Yorker
NOVEMBER 7, 2012 NATION SPENDS $2.5 BILLION ON NOTHING POSTED BY ANDY BOROWITZ NEWS ANALYSIS (The Borowitz Report)—One day after the costliest Presidential election in U.S. history, Americans...
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